Olympics!!!!

Why does everyone think Dara Torres is doping?

She is 41, mother, and will submit to any drug testing requested...I believe her, but I also believed Marion Jones, who passed more than 150 drug tests in her career. Its too bad, when I was a kid, the only guys on roids were Russian weightlifters and the German women's crew team. Now....business men take Prozac to get an edge, its everywhere.

I have been watching the Olympics almost every night. I wasn't going to watch...but got sucked in. There are lots of stories to follow, but my favorites are the people who cheat and get caught.

Here are a few doping problems I don't get:

Gold medalist air pistol

Speedwalking (really, you need to juice?)

Do they test the NBA players? Carmello??

Here is a summer Olympics haiku:

Michael Phelps wins gold

The smog in Beijing hangs low

Bob Costas is white

Be Excellent to each other!