Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Prisoner #4,910

Today I asked myself, how many Chris Browns are there in the world?

As I was logging in to create my blog, I got stuck at the always difficult, "create your user name". Well, there are 1,892,375 people with the last name Brown in the world. An army of Browns that could crush almost anyone on my block...of course, meeting the Lee clan may not be so hot. There are 1,581,550 people in the world with the first name Christopher. This isn't including variations such as Chris, or Kris, Christoph, or Toph, or any other jacked up way of saying Christopher you can think of. That leaves me to try and remember something else as a log in name. So I thought, "how many other Chris Browns are there, and how quickly could I fined a website to tell me?" hmmmmm...

There are 9,821 people named Chris Brown in the world.

6 seconds via google.

So based on my calculations, I am Chris Brown #4,910. I figure I am half way between the old fart named Christopher Brown in Tampa FL, and the 2 month old in Pasadena named after the R&B star.

As you will soon see, I have ADD, diagnosed-on paper-battery of tests-the whole deal. I don't take medication for it, at least not for now. Knowing what I suck at is almost as important as trying to treat it.

As one Chris Brown in an army of Chris Browns, rather than tell you about me (when it really doesn't matter given all the Chris Browns I have to try to compete with), I'll just talk about what I see, here where I live, and everywhere else in the world.

Be excellent to each other....

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